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i reblog and post random shit that i like.
i'm obsessed with The Walking Dead.
it might seem like i'm horny all the time.
it's because i am. ;)
i'm 22 and i live in vegas! HOLLA.

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

the struggle.

(Source: tropicalfruitbabe, via sunnydandvodka)

25 minutes ago
107,411 notes
fish-dinner-connoisseur:

c0cainekillax:

unclefather:

remember when I said “is that foodnun”

💀💀💀💀😭

aint nobody askin why a 5 yr old is still wearin a diaper


^^^ 😂😂😂😂

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

c0cainekillax:

unclefather:

remember when I said “is that foodnun”

💀💀💀💀😭

aint nobody askin why a 5 yr old is still wearin a diaper

^^^ 😂😂😂😂

(via hoodniggashit)

26 minutes ago
1,637 notes
sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

i can’t wait to be a parent.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

i can’t wait to be a parent.

(via ruinedchildhood)

30 minutes ago
48,073 notes

noctom-poetom:

yokes93:

yokhakidfiasco:

kaddy-kablamo:

buzzfeedrewind:

Kids today will never understand.

The LAST ONE omfg

Used to have fun with the last one

The last fuckin one

Oh the struggle was too real with the last one

(via itzmisslopez)

44 minutes ago
234,339 notes

whitepeacock47:

quietcharms:

i’ll drink to that

or, in my case, “morning baby”

(Source: yesiamhisgoddess, via masturbatetothis)

1 hour ago
601 notes

shitshilarious:

when they start trying to lecture me on some shit i dont care about

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

1 hour ago
55,405 notes
suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

(Source: neogohann, via yourtourhost)

1 hour ago
172,927 notes
beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

(Source: richiepanic, via ruinedchildhood)

26 minutes ago
269,232 notes
imsoshive:

86thatshit:

nearlyvintage:

Dwayne and Rocky Johnson - 1981

Hereditary swoleness 

his daddy look like a crip in the 70s.


BABY ROCK!!

imsoshive:

86thatshit:

nearlyvintage:

Dwayne and Rocky Johnson - 1981

Hereditary swoleness 

his daddy look like a crip in the 70s.

BABY ROCK!!

(via hoodniggashit)

29 minutes ago
1,417 notes
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

peachessssssss:

i would kill your entire family to look more like her

sigh

❤️

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

peachessssssss:

i would kill your entire family to look more like her

sigh

❤️

(Source: thisisstreetsahead)

1 hour ago
11,078 notes
cosbyykidd:

"these aint yeezys nigga"

cosbyykidd:

"these aint yeezys nigga"

(Source: rsvpgallery, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

1 hour ago
20,198 notes